partying with Satan

Please allow me to introduce myself, I am a man of wealth and taste.

I am Lucifer, former morning star and prisoner of Hell.
I'm out and about, however. Call me your tour guide on a one-way trip to the depths of hades.
I hope to see you all there, of course. I do enjoy guests, and I promise the ride is fantastic.

things of import
while you wait
relationships?
headcanons
Inquiries
offerings

[SPN!Lucifer, obviously. Mark Pellegrino is my face. do not use if sensitive to sass. Consult with doctor if burns appear over body after using this product. Stop using this product if butthurt occurs.]
{I do no own anything on this blog in terms of pictures. The sass is the only thing original on this blog.}
(I track the tag asksassylucifer)